Cmon, I mean. I woke up early and brought him coffee in bed and made him breakfast! Then when I ask for a back massage he says “How about I promise you one for tomorrow.”??

Noooo no no no! I make you things and bring you things from the kindness of my heart and you limp handedly brush over my back skin like you’re shooing away flies!

Is it just me? 🤣

EDIT: I just want to clarify! I definitely don’t mean this is a spiteful way! I just find it a bit humorous! My boyfriend loves me very much, it’s just hilarious to me how ALOT of men are the same way 😊