I’ve never laughed so hard before

savannah • Married💍 pregnant with baby #1💕

Me and my husband haven’t been having a lot of sex lately so everytime we do it he cums faster than normal and he tells me we will go for round two tonight so I’m like second time around is like an hour or two but it didn’t happen I asked him why we haven’t been having sex a lot he told me he didn’t wanna poke his baby in the face I laughed and told him it’s the size of a chocolate chip rn there no wake you can poke that baby in the fast nor get to it