I sent my bf a pic of my opk this morning and told him it was super positive today. A couple hours later I'm about 15 minutes from home getting my nails done and I get a text

Him: Are you close to home?

Me: About 15 minutes away finishing getting my nails done, why?

Him: I've been thinking about that pee stick thing you do and how it was super positive. Im on my way home to put a baby in you, meet me in 30 minutes.

Me: Ok

Him: I'm so confident this is the load that's going to do it, I'd go for a semen analysis with it.

I died lol