So, I woke up the other morning and my house was completely silent. My son was at his dad’s, but my bf wasn’t in bed so I started creeping around the house. 👀 I’m walking around, poking my head into various rooms like, “Babe?” Nothing. So I’m like, he’s probably in the garage hitting a cigar or something. So I open the door, but don’t see anyone. Again, I’m like, “Babe?” And outta nowhere, his head pops up from the driver seat in the car, and with a completely straight face, he’s like, “I’m beating it.” I see he has his phone in hand, obviously he was really getting down to business. At this point, I’m fucking dying in the doorway. Like, why are you in the car wanking it?! 😂😂😂😂 what did you plan on wiping that shit on?! Keep in mind I had just started my period, so it’s not like he could get it from me. I’m like, “Why are you in the car? Why not the bathroom or something? 😂😂😂😂😂” still dying. I just can’t understand why he thought doing it in the car was a good idea. Just thought it was funny. Lol. Any of you ladies catch your man in the act and just die of laughter? He ain’t gonna live this down.