Menstrual Cups 🙄🙄

I’ll start this off by being completely and bluntly honest I have not had a baby I have never had sex.

Menstrual Cups everybody kept telling me about were supposed to work you’ll never have to buy tampons again! It’ll be the best thing to ever happen to you! It doesn’t matter that you’ve never had a baby, you never had sex these cups are worth it!! They’re great you should try it, you should try it you should fucking try it!!!

So I go and get one I got a diva cup and I got the smallest one even though was that I should be at number two (because I am 31 and I’ve never had a baby...okay) to which I replied no the fuck I’m not! It looked big 😟

So I get this cup in the smallest size and I read the directions and I try to use it and that shit hurts like a motherfucker!! I don’t think this cup is meant for me or any of these cups!!! I followed the directions to a T I was like there’s no way in hell I’m shoving this on my vagina ion give no fucks!

Kind of sad because I wanted to use it and like it but if felt like I was getting a Pap smear It don’t matter how much I tell my gynecologist that I’ve never had sex, she looks at me like I’m lying and then looks confused when she shoves that fucking thing up there and I damn near jump off the table! that’s exactly how I felt in the bathroom never again

also disclaimer for the quick to jump to conclusions folk she doesn’t literally shove it up there