Little dicks don’t penetrate thick chicks

Epic • Just taking it day by day.

So, my boyfriend and myself were getting frisky this morning.

We are alway lazy and just lay down to get some foreplay in. He was behind me and all of a sudden says “little dicks don’t penetrate thick chicks.”

I about died laughing y’all. I asked him where that came from and he said “I made it up because I he had a small dick we’d never be able to do this position cause your ass is so big.”

🤷🏼‍♀️ at least I got a sort of compliment out of it 😂 he cracks me up with his randomness. I just had to share with y’all how my morning went 😆l