So, my boyfriend and myself were getting frisky this morning.

We are alway lazy and just lay down to get some foreplay in. He was behind me and all of a sudden says “little dicks don’t penetrate thick chicks.”

I about died laughing y’all. I asked him where that came from and he said “I made it up because I he had a small dick we’d never be able to do this position cause your ass is so big.”

🤷🏼‍♀️ at least I got a sort of compliment out of it 😂 he cracks me up with his randomness. I just had to share with y’all how my morning went 😆l