Holy annoying

The same five people every single day:

“Have you heard of trying sex?”

“Have you heard of trying nipple stimulation?”

“My friend tried this raspberry leaf tea, you should try it!”

“Go get a yogo ball and bounce on it, I’ve heard that works”

“Have you walked?”

Plus more omgggggggg stop

GIRL. I AM THE PAST DUE PREGNANT ONE. NOT YOU, THE CHILDLESS ONE. DO YOU REALLY THINK I HAVEN’T TRIED ALL OF THESE AND MORE?