The same five people every single day:
“Have you heard of trying sex?”
“Have you heard of trying nipple stimulation?”
“My friend tried this raspberry leaf tea, you should try it!”
“Go get a yogo ball and bounce on it, I’ve heard that works”
“Have you walked?”
Plus more omgggggggg stop
GIRL. I AM THE PAST DUE PREGNANT ONE. NOT YOU, THE CHILDLESS ONE. DO YOU REALLY THINK I HAVEN’T TRIED ALL OF THESE AND MORE?