This woman that wrote this must have been hating life at the moment...
But I found this to be funny , being that it's about pregnancy so I shared... ( Anyone else felt this way) 😂😫
1. Morning sickness my constantly growing buttocks! More like morning, noon & night sickness! 2. The new found stupidity called "baby brain." My friend's husband says it's really from the baby stealing the mother's brain while it's growing in the belly... It's true. So far I stuck the freshly cut up watermelon in the microwave, the cereal box in the refrigerator, completely forgot where I was driving to, and that's just the last 72 hours! 3. Another of my pregnancy favorites is peeing 100+ times a day... with 90 of those times being between the hours of 10pm and 8am. I didn't really want to get a good nights sleep and stop being a bitch anyway.4. RAGING HORMONES!! I have hysterically screamed, cried, and laughed all in a 3 minute period. WTF??5. For some reason my pregnancy has shined a new light on my husband. I can now see that he is annoying, smelly, stupid, an inconsiderate jerk, a fool and a child. How did I not recognize these unforgiving traits before I married him. I am having a child with a child!! SHIT!!
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