Sex talk gone wrong.

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Today in the car, I jokingly said to my husband..."I'm going to sit on your face with my vagina" (NOT trying to be sexy). He was tired and not thinking and said, "not if I sit my vagina on your face first!" I just sat there like...

And he said... "penis!! I have a penis!"

We busted out laughing at the fail.

What are some of the awkward sexy things you all have said during "dirty talk"?