Dear body... I 'least expect it right now'

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So many people say that it will happen when you least expect it... There has not been a minute in the past two years that I've not been wishing for it! So I'm trying to tell my body that I 'least expect it' right now haha! 
Anyone else receive 'helpful' advice like this as well? It drives me batty and makes me feel like my thoughts are like infertility memes.