My Vagina is going to Fall out! 😂

I’m 32 weeks and 2 days “technically”. Baby dropped at 30 weeks 1 day and I had an ultrasound Wednesday to be told his head was only a few inches up inside me which is why I could feel him moving behind my g spot and clit 😂 my placenta is still low lying and hasn’t moved up yet. Doctor thought it would have by now, I told him at my last appointment I was positive it hadn’t since it felt like my husbands penis scrapped me like a Pap smear every time we had sex. He laughed and said change positions, or trust me good sir we did multiple times. It was definitely a scrapping sensation! Guess who was right? Uhmmm me. My ultrasound also showed everything about my baby measuring 35 weeks and 6 days except his weight. Which is expected for him to be small since I’m a weight loss surgery patient. But anyhow, Tuesday is my next appointment with my Ob where I’ll do a big fat told you so at him about my placenta and in the meantime try not to have my goodies hit the floor every time I walk for more than 3-5 minutes or bend over 😂🤣😂🤣

Ready for this little boy who’s killed my body this pregnancy to get the heck out of me so we can talk because I think his attitude is a little too much like me 🤷🏼‍♀️