Dear lazy uterus

Dear uterus,

This is month 18 of trying to conceive. I’m not sure if you’ve noticed but you’re friends the ovaries aren’t helping you help me get the job done. To let you know I’ve been testing with my ovulation strips, checking my Cervical Mucus and taking pregnancy tests every day till you let that bitch Aunt Flo come to town. I even had an HSG test done just to make sure you’re awake and breathing. I tried clomid this month and I’m guessing you guys had a misunderstanding. Not cool. I take care of you. I think it’s time you take care of me. Because I’m getting lonely and feeling the urge to give up. Just please help me. It’s depressing to get a negative test every month. And I need a best friend to grow with me through life. All I’m asking is for you to let me finally get pregnant

Sincerely,

Wanna be mom.