Dear AF how rude of u to show up unannounced and especially when I have been trying to conceive for the last 2 months. Month after month u wreak havoc on my body. From the intense sore nipples and boobs to the lower back pain and nausea u cause me and playing tricks on me. Well I got news for u there is no room for u this month or for the next 9 months says the baby growing in my uterus. U suppose to arrive on Dec. 22nd and I'm faithfully and POSITIVELY declining your arrival because at 9dpo at 4AM I got my bfp! In your face AF. I may be nervous and afraid because I had a chemical pregnancy last month but I have a good feeling u can go on vacation for the next 9 months. Lol! My God will c me through this.

Sincerely,

Your friend the uterus

P.s. Baby Dust to All