Needing some expert advice

Ma

I already posted this somewhere else, but I figured I should go to the experts with this...

So my baby is a pothead...

Blowing smoke all up in my belly like it isn't a non-smoker's zone🚭🚭🚭

Suddenly the whole foggy pregnancy brain, why can't I remember ANYTHING thing makes more sense. Been getting second hand high all this time from my uterus...

Not only that, but it's also an EXACT copy of it's dad...

Same hairline, nose, lips, forehead, eyebrows... I think I'm even detecting a tiny beard and moustache... 😂😂😂

Not sure where the Lord of the rings style elf ears come from, but I'll take it...

This is my 12 week echo. Doctor said all was great, it wasn't till I got home and studied the echo closer that I saw what's really going on.. I'm gonna give birth to my boyfriend's dopehead elf clone...

But what can you do, I love the little stoner already..

So any advice? Not sure I can do much about my baby, whom the doctor thinks is a girl, having a tiny grown man's face... but how do I deal with a pothead baby once it comes out? All advice is welcome..