Dear Realty Gods...

Emma • Mum to Harlen Jane🌷July 6th,’18 & Nolan Stone 🍭June 28,’19

Please let our offer on this new house get accepted, because I can’t continue to raise this babe, and the one I’m pregnant with in our tiny condo that was hastily purchased 7 years ago by my SO, and was a terrible investment.

Amen.