A little painful humor

Didn’t realize I had hemorrhoids and decided I was going to take a nice relaxing bath. Got all my essential oils set up, bubble bath, bath salts & a face mask. Got in the tub and my booty started to burn! Reached down and realized I have hemorrhoids and the salts were not agreeing 😭 it was okay as long as I didn’t move around a whole lot. Got out of the tub and got dressed. Little sore but generally okay. Sat down on my couch and my stomached decided I had to poop. Currently hating my life. 😭😭