Terrible Twos are Terrible!!

I know they’re terrible but holy shit. We’ve only been two for a few weeks.

This kid digs through drawers and cabinets throwing everything behind him, when I tell him no and redirect him he finds another shelf to throw things off of. When I discipline him he gently lies himself on the ground and fake cries and then screams if he notices I’m not paying attention.

He won’t put his shoes on or his coat. He won’t get into the car or the stroller or the cart seats.

I wrestle him into time out while he laughs at me and then eventually cries and fights me but never actually sits or listens. I turn off the tv. I take things away. I’ve started restricting snacks and juice.

He says sorry like a demonic South Park character making fun of me when I tell him to.

I mean wtf. He used to be nice! Cute! Gentle! I can’t even get him to do the things he likes anymore. The only time he acts cute is when he knows I’m upset and he’s trying to get out of trouble.

He’s been such a brat he didn’t even participate in Christmas morning. He threw an hour long fit, screamed at every gift and toy I offered him, and then ate breakfast on the couch by himself pouting.

I’m trying so hard to ignore the tantrums, reinforce good behavior and calmly tell him what is not acceptable. I’m tried getting on his level and explaining it simply. I’ve used my strong angry mom voice. Ive given him detailed adult explanations. I don’t know what else to try but something has to give.