I went to the nursing home today to visit my grandmother. This really old man (has Alzheimer’s disease) came up to me and said “how far along are you?”

I said I wasn’t pregnant

He said “you’re glowing just like my wife is and she is pregnant! I promise you that you are pregnant” (Obviously he is mistaken about his wife because of his disease)

I assured him I’m not pregnant and moved on.

When I was walking out he said have a safe pregnancy!

I’m too early to test but now I’m very curious if I am!!!