Usually people can’t wait to get baby out because the last month is uncomfortable.

But I am dreeeeeeading it.

I got pregnant on purpose (at age 30 mind you) but I think mentally the way I convinced myself to do it was to block out the parts I was afraid of. Now I’m almost 38 weeks people keep asking when I’m gonna have her and I’m like...whenever no rush!

Haven’t decided on a birth plan (all options seem equally bad) but I managed to reluctantly pack my hospital bag (you should have seen how sad I was buying adult diapers lol).

Logic and reason tell me to calm my tits. It’s gonna happen anyways and women have been doing it for millennia.

But then the procrastinating chicken in me says looking like a rotund hormonal whale who struggles breathing, eating and moving is...Comfortable. Endurable. Definitely better than..*points below*

Let me know if you figure out how to time jump.

Thanks.