They ALL want me to be pregnant

I went to my moms and laid on her bed and complained. My stomach was hurting really bad. I think it’s because I ate sonic earlier today. I think something was wrong with the food. I didn’t tell them this, but I was having diarrhea (sorry tmi) and that’s why my stomach was hurting so bad.

So anyways I complained to her and her boyfriend (idk what he is. He’s basically a boyfriend. My siblings call him DAD. He lives there. Sleeps in her bed. BOYFREN.)

He was like “you’re pregnant” my mom lit up and said “oh my gosh are you?”

And I said “no. I’m not” and he said “how do you know?” And I said “well. There’s this thing a woman has every month and it’s called a period” and he said “so what? My ex wife had a monthly bleed for 3 months during her pregnancy with our twins. We didn’t find out she was pregnant until 4 months” and I said “okay I’m leaving” and he said “why?” And I said “to go get a test” and he said “this is it I KNOW it” and shot a glance at my mom 🧐 I saw that and knew they’ve been talking about it

Y’all when I got home (I call it my home even though I’m moved out) my ENTIRE FAMILY was in that room when I opened the door. Everyone’s sitting on the bed in a circle and they all get silent and stare at me. I go to the hallway bathroom and pee on a stick and bring it back and they’re patiently waiting 🤦🏻‍♀️ and I said “I TOLD YALL” and my mom is literally grabbing a flash light to really look at the test. She said “damn” and my brother said “let me see!” And looked at it and he says “I guess that means no baby” and I just stared at them like...

And my moms boyfriend said “I don’t believe that. You’re coming back tomorrow and taking another”

And I said “it’s not gonna say anything different! A test is a test there is no baby coming. I’m 22 hell no. ALL of you gotta wait until IM ready” and they all just shrugged and walked out and he still doesn’t believe that I’m not pregnant 😂

Right now would be a horrible time to get pregnant. But my family is like “BABIES? BAAAABBIIIES” the heck I still FEEL LIKE A BABY MYSELF. Goin to my mommas bed with a belly ache😂😭

It’s gonna be a no from me.