"Are you pregnant?"....no.

Avonlea
I work with the mentally ill. One of my clients just asked me if I was pregnant. And I'm not. I asked, "Do I really look pregnant to you?" He said, "yeah, when you're sitting down." 
Cool beans, bro. Cool motherfuckin' beans. 
P90X, we have a date tonight. And it'll be for the best 3 months.