::UPDATE:: I bought the ugliest and most boring book I’ve ever seen...so My vibe now lies within the Masterworks of World Literature!- I bought my first vibrator today and I absolutely love it...Where can I hide it...I’m Latina, which means my mother thinks she has the right to know everything about me (she actually kicked my door open because I was locked in my room...trying on lingerie...)she can walk into my room and check my drawers, my bags, basically everything (she technically yells at me for half an hour if I protest). I have no privacy...any ideas where I can hide it?...I thought of my car BUT HEY SHE USES MY CAR TOO WHENEVER SHE FEELS LIKE IT .currently put it in a ziplock bag and hide in one of my old soccer boots the thing is...that’s not hygienic AT ALL... help...I’m going insane 🤦🏻‍♀️ and there’s no way I’m bringing my vibrator to class!