What the fudge....

I'm not liking this pic because even when I get the milky/cloudy cm...mine isn't stretchy...my cm is never stretchy & no I definitely don't get ewcm...trust me I check my cervix so much I actually hate doing it. Mine will get to a watery consistent but never stretchy and when its watery/milky its almost translucent but has a cloudy tent to it...someone help...