My husband left me about a year ago because I wore underwear with lace. Said “wtf is this shit” when he saw them (which, btw, he knew I had them) and packed his shit and took off. We reconciled, he swore he didn’t care anymore he just wanted to be together. He’s all pissed off today because I wore underwear with lace on the edges. He won’t talk to me unless it’s to accuse me of talking to another dude.

So I went out and bought 2 lace bras and 5 pairs of lace underwear.

Fucking suck it, asshole.