Last night we came back from a birthday party within the family, and of course we had our (now walking) 11 month old with us. Came home supper tired, I feed her, give her a bath, she goes to sleep and I finally have the time to take my make up off and shower. So there I go into the bathroom, grab a cotton pad and what I think is the make up remover and begin to clear my eye shadow to feel a FUCKING BURNING SKING IN MY EYE!

It. Was. The. Motherfucking. Mouthwash.

ITS NOT EVEN THE SAME SIZE BOTTLE. ITS HUGE!!!!

Anyways. I’m not blind. Just got a minty breeze coming from my eyes as I blink, that’s all.