Pregnant?

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My husband fell asleep behind me on the couch and I haven’t had a period since August am I pregnant?

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... what does him sleeping behind you on the couch have to do with you maybe being pregnant

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Did you sneeze while he was behind you?  Then you’re def pregnant

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What’s him falling asleep behind the couch have to do with maybe being pregnant? 
We don’t know take a test 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Only if he slept in front.

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Unless he had sex with you while you were sleeping and unaware then no.. and in that case it’s called rape even if he’s your husband that’s just wrong to do without your consent.

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Most defentially! He has what's called "Super Sperm". Amazingly all he has to do is be in a 5 metre radius of a vagina and bam, your pregnant. Big congrats!

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Its almost February and your not sure if your pregnant or not? The only way you will know is if you take a test or see a Dr. What does your husband sleeping have to do with any of this? So many questions that dont add up 🤯🤷‍♀️

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I think it’s a joke. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Maybe take a test like a normal human being since it’s almost February? And your husband sleeping behind you has nothing to do with you getting pregnant. If you haven’t had a period since August and you are pregnant that baby needs the vitamins from prenatals ASAP.

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??? Wtf lol 😆?????

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