Moan and laugh
Let me start by saying I know I'm blessed to be pregnant and I can't wait to meet my little boy!
I am just writing a moan about how I feel because I feel rough...if you feel the need to critique me then please keep your opinions to yourself.
Let's begin - tell me how you all feel or add to my list. I'm 35+4 and feel:
-huge! Heavy and uncomfortable! 🐖
- I can't bend over to save my life! If it's on the floor then it'll be there until hubby pucks it up! 😂
-tired: I can't sleep on my side's...back is now allowed and tummy is a big no no...I'm a tummy sleeper and I get around 4 to 5 hours sleep a night and I'm shattered!! 😴😫
-moody - probably because of the lack of sleep and discomfort 😖
-food - I eat like a bird yet I always feel stuffed like a pig! I just want to be able to eat a normal adult portion of food without suffering for hours after that! 🍝
-pregnancy pant are the most uncomfortable things in the world! At home I'm in a large t-shirt or jammies all day otherwise I am in hell all day if I wear pregnancy pants!! 👖 who's stupid idea was this?!?!
-piles - Jesus help me the piles are real and they hate me!!! And no amount of cream will get rid of them!! All hail sapositories!! There was no meme for this but I know you ladies totally understand me!
-shaving- hahahahaa 😂🤣 what a joke! Bending over to shave my legs is actually a massive joke...let alone shaving my lady parts!! That's just cruel!
-stomach acid - you eat a slice of toast and it feels like hell is coming at you from the stomach up! 👹😫
-smells - me to hubby: "get rid of that parfume please...you smell like an old man" hubby to me: "but you chose it 3 months ago and loved it?!" Me: "well times change...Chuck it!" Hubby: reluctantly throws out Parfume...🤢
-taking your pants/tights/leggings off or putting socks on or taking them off: this is a military operation...you can't lye on the bed because you feel sick so hubby bends down in front of you and starts to remove socks...then pants...
-emotions - me watching a YouTube video of an abandoned puppy being rescued and given a new home: tears like Niagra falls: "omg! Who could treats a puppy like that!!!" 😭 30 second later I'm laughing my butt off at kittens doing silly things at home 🤦🏼♀️
-walking...what walking?! I waddle like a penguin and the baby hasn't even dropped yet!!! 🐧
-gas -it comes when your at a dinner party...no warning...no time to run and hide! Be afraid...very afraid!!! 🤣🤪☠
-water: thirsty all the time! I can drink 3 leters of water and still be thirsty!
-peeing - yes the outcome of constant thirst is running to the toilets every 15min...yes...15min!!
- getting out of bed - we all know the roll on side then slightly roll on your front enough to be able to use both arms to push yourself up into a sitting position...Yup, that's me every day!!
-food: me "I'm starving!"
Hubby "What do you want to eat?"
Me "anything! Just feed me!"
Hubby "Chinese? Indian? Pasta? Salad? Soup?!"
Me "no! No! No! No! No!"
Me: "sushi!" 😋
Me 😒 "okay...steak and salad then ...and a slushie"
I can't be the only one right? 🤣
What have you ladies experienced? Xx