First diaper change of the morning my son hoses down me, his changing table, and himself with pee. Wonderful. So I lay him on my bed while I clean it all up (he shares a room with us) and he proceeds to spit up all over my sheets. Fabulous. So at this  point I figure he's in need of a bath so we get through that fairly uneventfully, he breastfeeds his breakfast, and takes a nice nap while I get some laundry done. He wakes up from said nap with an exploding