Where to hook up while living with strict parents?

Maria

So for some background information, I'm 23 years old. I've been living with my parents since I graduated college last May, and I plan on moving out once I get a job in my field (which I started applying for about a month ago, after saving up for and buying a car). It would be pointless for me to move out now, since I might end up relocating anywhere in the country once I get a new job.

I also got out of a 2.5 year relationship about 2 months ago. He lived on campus still, so every time I would visit him we would have sex.

Now, I'm a single adult woman and I want to have some semi-casual sex. I don't feel comfortable just going to a bar and meeting someone there, but I am on tinder and I would love to have sex or at least make out after a date or two. For a while I was hooking up with this one guy who lived with his brother. It was a big deal to my parents at first, but eventually they let me go to his house with the expectation that I have our phone tracking app turned on, I keep my ringer on, and I don't stay the night (they still weren't totally happy about it though).

Now I've been texting this guy for about 2 weeks, we just met for coffee for the first time today, and we really want to hook up. The problem is that he also lives with his parents, and they're super strict and religious. He constantly lies to them about where he's going, and they don't even like him to hang out with friends that are girls. And I don't know why, but my parents are super against casual sex of any kind. They never had any casual sex when they were young, so they believe it's morally wrong.

So is there any hope for us hooking up?

-I don't want to get arrested or in trouble for having sex in public

-i don't want to make out in public for more than a few seconds, because bystanders shouldn't be forced to see that

-cars are good, but they do have windows and would need to be parked some place private

-a hotel or an airbnb is not an option bc how tf do i explain where I am to my parents?

TLDR: So the location needs to have privacy but also plausible deniability so I have something to tell my parents. Any suggestions?

EDIT: Wow jeez thanks guys, I never thought of telling my parents to just fuck off. Seriously? I come to you guys telling you my situation and your response is basically "you shouldn't be in that situation." Not helpful at all but does make me feel like shit, thanks