Can someone please help me? I've been having to slowly get my son drinking water and watered down apple juice and when I say slowly I mean I've tried every damn sippy cup on the planet. I have to give it to him using a straw with my finger on the top. He's SO STUBBORN. READ THE STORY LOL ITLL MAKE YOU LAUGH.

So my son is constipated right... Well I went to lay him down for a nap, when I took off his diaper I freaked out because he had a clump of dried poop balls stuck at the entry of his butthole. I literally had to pull them out and like squeeze them out, and as soon as I got the dry clumps out it released this giant thick 7 inch long turd that looked like it came out of a grown mans asshole and it just shot out like a damn rocket!!!!...... AND THEN... he peed all over me!!!

WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!???!!