Ladies, I finally had sex with my husband!

Tess

It wasn’t just a 20-second-five-pump session; it was real pre-kid sex! TMI I know blahhhh, but we rarely get this opportunity with three kids in the house now. We couldn’t wait after baby, so we had our quickies three weeks postpartum and they weren’t so great with the kids cock blocking left and right. No bueno. So my mother decided to watch our toddler, the eldest went to stay the night with cousins, and we had the new baby. We were so excited that we couldn’t even sleep when baby finally went to sleep! So when baby woke up every three hours, then we made love once he snoozed. We were careful though...this new baby is definitely our last baby. We’re too old these days now for new babies, but never too old for great sex.