So my husband and I were about to have sex for the first time in a while. We have a 17 month old, so exhaustion at the end of the night usually lends to just sleep.

Anyway, we’re fooling around, and spooning and grinding, and without even thinking about it, I reached back for my stash of tums on my headboard and popped one in the mouth, look him straight in the eyes and say, “I’m bringing sexy back.”

I mean, it was that or throw up during sex thanks to baby bean. He laughed and went to get the lube from the bathroom, turning the light off in the process. On his return, he turns the light back on. I must have stared at him funny, because he explains, “I’m being mysterious.”

To say we haven’t done this in a while is perhaps an understatement.