Dignity out the window 💩 related


So I said I had to pee to the significant other... And it turned into a 15/20 minute poop. It was terrible, despite eating fibre it was just STUCK so, I strained. And strained. Not only did I block the toilet, I'm pretty certain I have hemarroids starting and my partner says we're going to be late for our antenatal class tonight... Because he needs to unblock the loo. Can the next three weeks just hurry because this is just terrible.