I was writing and some of the dialog was unrealistic

I wanted to do something with my husband but didn't feel up to it and when I told him I wouldn't be able to, he was really nice about it

I asked my husband to go get me food but then didn't want him to leave

They got my order wrong at ihop

I couldn't have apple juice because it was too many carbs for my gd

I found a onesie that said "I get my jedi powers from daddy"

I was tired

I didn't actually know, I just started crying

Just a few of the more ridiculous ones I can remember 😂 what about you?