Things my toddler says

So I’m organizing my bathroom closet thing and I left a brand new package of pads on the sink. My two year old son comes in and picks up the package. The conversation goes:

Kid: mommy what’s this?

Me: those are mommy’s

Kid: mommy’s pull ups?

Me: no those are not pull ups

Kid: *yelling at me* these you pull ups

Me: *annoyed* sure kid whatever you say

Kid: *running around the house* mommy potty in pull up! Mommy potty in pull up