So I’m in the first stage of labour where life sucks cus contractions are consistent but not what active labour needs, and I’m not dilated enough for active labor. I have 1-2 contractions every 20 minutes for about a minute each. My obgyn and I recently discovered I fart right before every single one of them and we die laughing.

Just thought you guys need a laugh in this late pregnancy stage.

They stink too honestly 😂😂😂

On a side note I’m 38+5 weeks. She’s just really having fun with this early labour thing.

Secondary ps don’t go near very noisy cats. Your boobs will leak and hurt. And it will be weird. You’ll hear 10 meows and maternal instincts will be like “I WILL SAVE YOU SMALL DEFENSELESS - oh. It’s just you whining for more food again.”