Lets set the scene....im sitting propped up with pillows behind my back and some Sonic chili cheese tots in my hands eating while watching a show in bed. Husband is sitting on the foot of the bed in front of me also eating and watching.

Me: (lifts legs to sit spread eagle because my low back is hurting)

Him: (looks over between my legs) "you are so sexy. I love this crease in your thigh right here"

I look down at the crease where my legs meet my vagina. Im wearing shorts but I can CLEARLY see my growth of 2 weeks unshaven hair sticking out.

Me: "Yeah. So sexy" eyes rolling. Take another bite of my food.

Him: "you are! God I just love you so much"

Me: "you must. Im over here spread eagle with my hair growing down my thighs and stuffing my face with fried food with my big ass bloated belly"

Him: "and your ginormous titties.."

Me: "flopped over onto my stomach....with no eyebrows. So sexy."

Him: "man I love you"

LMFAO life with him is full of him adoring me while I'm doing the most mundane things and looking terrible. I am so damn lucky!! Just wanted to take a minute to appreciate him and share how ridiculous that was.