So the road I live on is shut down due to flash flooding with no end to this rain until tomorrow. It's down pooring and the worst of it is yet to come. I told my MIL she should start watching videos on how to birth a baby just incase our daughter decides to come tonight. I was just joking of course but not even a minute later I got a mean contraction. I've been having mild contractions off and on for 3 weeks but that one was stronger. You think I would have learned to keep my mouth shut by now because I'm bad about jinxing myself. Now I'm over here talking to my kid like, "You're measuring in at 10lbs. You better stay put child. I'm not having you naturally damn it." and mom is over here making Eggs Benedict as a peace offering to my child. 😂