So my I hit my fertile week and so it’s time to do the deed (more often, atleast). I got out of the shower and went and got in bed and the foreplay began. He went down on me and almost immediately came back up wiping his tongue. So apparently I had gone to the bathroom and wiped right before coming to bed and had little tiny pieces of toilet paper down there. I was humiliated. Please tell me I’m not the only one?