So my husband and I just finished having sex. I went to the bathroom to go pee and my husband had put a paper towel on his penis to clean up so he wouldn’t leak. Our dog barked and we were like ??? Important information is that our dog only barks to alert. Meaning if someone is near the door or any loud sounds, etc. He barks. I’ve tried sneaking around the house to scare my husband plenty of times but each time our dog snitches on me 😂 anyway. My husband said “let me go check it out” loads his gun and heads downstairs. I start laughing because this man is fully naked with just a paper towel on his penis walking around the (inside) house to make sure no one is breaking it. I can’t imagine if someone was to break in that’s the first thing they will see 😂😂

Anyway hoping 2019 is the year for a lot of us!! Spreading pregnancy dust your way!!!!