About a month ago.. my husbands best friend called up and said "I'm coming back to the city" and just assumed he could stay with us.. mind you my husband and I havent even been married a full year yet. There is problem number 1. But.. okay whatever. We agreed to let him stay with us while he looked for a job and got on his feet. Our back bedroom wasnt finished at the time .. no carpet and filled with storage. So SINGLE HANDEDLY (hubby would have helped but was at work - friend was off doing lord knows what) I cleaned out the bedroom and laid a carpet down. A suitable place to sleep... ONLY HE IS STILL ASLEEP ON MY COUCH 4 weeks later. so that has me like..

Then my dad helps him get a job at his job. Friend now works there for about 3 weeks. My dad PICKS his lazy.. no license having, no car having, no money having ass up for work every morning.

He texts me this morning and says "tell your dad not to come get me this morning because I'm doing my taxes today" ... uhmm.. what? I'd like to take the day off work when I do my taxes.

But its already close to the time my dad leaves for work so i didnt want friend to inconvenience him. So I text my dad and say not to come get him. My dad is also like..

Fast forward to this afternoon.. My husband gets home around 12:30 and

THE MOTHERFUCKER IS STILL ASLEEP ON MY GODDAMN COUCH.

Meanwhile all this time.. in the 4 weeks he has been staying with us my husband and I constantly bitch about him living there and mooching and being lazy and not fucking helping with shit. But my husband has a really good heart and it's his childhood best friend and I know he really wanted to help him and see him succeed but this mother fucker is 30 years old and still pulling this shit. He is never going to get it together. Not ever. I wish he would but there comes a time when my husband just needs to accept that. And now is the time. I need this lazy ass, pathetic excuse for a man to get the fuck up off my couch and the hell out of my house.

I am soooooo livid about this right now and needed to vent. Because if I dont I'm gonna get home tonight after working for 14 hours straight and punch him in his stupid face and throw all his shit into the street.