I am all talk. Seriously, a chicken deep inside.

I am over here like “oh I can’t wait until this baby is here.” “X more days until this baby is out” but as soon as a situation arises where I freak out that the baby might come at the moment, I am begging “no please stay in longer. I am scared senseless of the birth pains. I was just playing. I am not ready” and then the scare goes away and I am back to my “UGH can’t wait for this baby to be born” etc