I got my husband a sexy coupon book for V-Day and last night he redeemed the role playing one. We were going at it as sexy baby sitter and sleazy dad when he asked me "so, what are the kids into these days?" My smart ass responds "abstinence" and I laugh so hard at my own dumb ass joke that I force out a huge fart. He's trying to stay in character and goes "I let you in my house and this is how you treat my dick??"

Needless to say we were both laughing so hard at this point that it was all over. At least the kid stayed asleep.