This morning I asked my husband if certain things gave him the urge to go to the bathroom. Like eating or consuming anything. He told me "No you're just weird because you can poop on command." I was like "what???" So he continued to say, "You drink coffee every morning and you know damn well it makes you poop. So you know how to poop on command"

I just about died laughing. Yes i know its stupid, but i hope someone gets at least half a chuckle out of this like i did 😂