ugh why do people have to show up at the worst times???!! so here i was,,, doing my business (aka jacking off in my room w my vibrator) and i get a call from (you guessed it) my MOM. she said “hey i’m almost home and f (her bf) just got home” and i was like 👁👁 okay. so i locked my door, turned on my fan because it’s loud, and put headphones in ☠️☠️ to do what i was trying to do. a few mins later my mom got home and at the WORST TIME she knocked on my door just as i,,, ya know. she didn’t know but got it was so awkward and ruined it lmao