WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!? Get your shit together vajayjay!! Either pick a creamy discharge or a watery discharge! You can NOT have both!! You know you are carrying precious cargo...so stop doing your funny stuff and take this serious. This will be the last pep talk for you ma'am. Also...intestines...either you are constipated or you got diarrhea. Pick one or the other!! Stop changing it up because im getting comfused!!! And dont get me started on my stomach...either your nauseous or your not! Either you gag me or you don't! Please body...pick one thing and stick to it!!!

Yours truly,

The pregnant lady your torturing