Y’all weird things are happening to my bod

Hey everybody. I’m expecting AF this Saturday.

So far I’ve got very sore nipples. I only ever have sore breasts on the sides. These bad boys are tender 👀

I’ve been cramping mildly and consistently for several days now. Last night I actually woke up to some intense cramps 😟 They did disappear pretty quickly. Still no blood.

Also last night, I had the most wild experience ever. I woke up to the sound of someone turning the doorknob to my bedroom, and as soon as my eyes opened I SAW my door fly open. Coats hanging on the back of it swung from the force of it being pushed open, the metal “over-the-door coat hanger” reflected lights from outside as the door swung back. So vivid. I spent a couple of minutes trying to make my eyes adjust to maybe see who my murderer was 😅 after that, I got the courage to turn my lamp on. I look to the door and it WAS CLOSED. I WAS DREAMING the whole time 😫

I have never ever ever had dreams and reality bleed together like that.

🤓🤓🤓🤓 I can’t wait to take a pregnancy test this weekend 😂