Conversation between my boyfriend and I after sex

*all dressed*

Him: now remember to take your pill baby

Me: *rolls eyes*

Him: Eriinnn

Me: Fiiinnee

Him: stop acting like it’s a chore haha

Me: I thought you wanted me to get pregnant?

Him: not until you graduate!

Every time we have sec he always tells me to remember my pill haha, I think its funny cause at the same time he talks none stop about knocking me up 😂

I’m a junior in college and he’s graduating from his masters next month