Ladies. I can’t even fathom how mad I am at my husband right now.

So I’m 28 weeks freaking pregnant right? We have a one year old son, so I really don’t get a lot of time to myself.

ANYWAYS

I FINALLY get an opportunity to shower alone (thank fuck) and I’m like “fuck it, I haven’t shaved in awhile, let’s give it a whirl.”

KEEP IN MIND MY BIG ASS BUMP IS IN THE WAY SO I CAN’T SEE SHIT.

So I shave as best as I can and I feel like I did a pretty good job, I was pretty proud of myself.

I get changed, just a t-shirt and my undies and I’m sitting in bed right?

I text him to come here really quick as our son is finally starting to sleep in his own bed. I’m excited as FUCK.

So he comes downstairs and I lean my head on his shoulder and hold his hand, tryna be all cute and shit.

I tell him I’m sorry I took so long, I was doing something, you know, TRYING TO DROP HINTS. He picks up on it and goes:

“You shaved?” With his eyes all wide

And I nod with a smile and I tell him that he better be lucky I love him because that shit was difficult as FUCK

So he slides his hands down my panties and let me tell you, I’ve BEEN ready to go to pound town.

He tells me that he’ll be right back and

I’m like “okay maybe he just has to piss or something.”

So I’m sitting there waiting for him and all of a sudden I hear the undeniable sound of his video game coming from upstairs.

GIRL I WAS SHOOK

LIKE MY PREGNANT ASS JUST TOOK THE TIME TO SHAVE AND YOU GOTTA GET BACK TO YOUR BOYS?!?

I’m sitting in bed, HORNY AS FUCK, listening to my husband yell at the video game. 😑😑😑

Lemme tell y’all, I was and still am pissed

I sent him this and I just get the old “I love you”

Like bitch.... I love you too

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